Around the Web..

Linday Lohan plays a stripper in her new flick, I hear it's a real stretch for her.. Check out the screen shots and video of her doing the nasty. In other news, Lohan has warned us that she is putting out yet another shitty album.

Justin Timberlake is reportedly already "in love" with Jessica Biel. Can't you hear that whip cracking now?

Anna Nicole's sister, what's her face, says she is going to get implants, dye her hair and pose naked in Playboy all the while sexually frustrating the 'weaselly looking' Howard K. Stern. Omg, and you think your family is funked up!

I thought this was Memorial Day weekend, not Groundhog Day!

Jessica Simpson tried to throw her vag at Leonardo DiCaprio while in Cannes, following him around desperately..he kept cool and pretty much ignored her.

Don't forget, the MTV Movie Awards are coming up, and MK has all the dirt about what's been brewing behind the scenes!

Gallery of the Absurd has been loving on Jessica Simpson. Fans said that drawing was too nice and asked that the artist do a more drastic version of Jessica and this is what they got. Heh. Not too far from the real thing.


Girl fights can be just so..girly! Rosie O'Donnel's chief writer was asked to leave the ABC building after being caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselback in the studio. I personally would have given her a penis nose.