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Linday Lohan plays a stripper in her new flick, I hear it's a real stretch for her.. Check out the screen shots and video of her doing the nasty. In other news, Lohan has warned us that she is putting out yet another shitty album.

Justin Timberlake is reportedly already "in love" with Jessica Biel. Can't you hear that whip cracking now?

Anna Nicole's sister, what's her face, says she is going to get implants, dye her hair and pose naked in Playboy all the while sexually frustrating the 'weaselly looking' Howard K. Stern. Omg, and you think your family is funked up!

I thought this was Memorial Day weekend, not Groundhog Day!

Jessica Simpson tried to throw her vag at Leonardo DiCaprio while in Cannes, following him around desperately..he kept cool and pretty much ignored her.

Don't forget, the MTV Movie Awards are coming up, and MK has all the dirt about what's been brewing behind the scenes!

Gallery of the Absurd has been loving on Jessica Simpson. Fans said that drawing was too nice and asked that the artist do a more drastic version of Jessica and this is what they got. Heh. Not too far from the real thing.


Girl fights can be just so..girly! Rosie O'Donnel's chief writer was asked to leave the ABC building after being caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselback in the studio. I personally would have given her a penis nose.

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Christina Ricci

"He also never acted like anything I was doing was weird. In one scene we did together I had no underwear on, just a shirt, and later he told me he'd been really shocked by that. But he acted, God bless him, like it was totally normal what I was doing, so that was sweet of him."

-Christina Ricci referring to her sex scenes with Justin Timberlake in the movie, 'Black Snake Moan'

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He's Bringing Waxy Back

Madame Tussauds unveiled Justin Timberlake's wax figure today in London.

The waxwork coincides with Timberlake's English Tour which kicks off in Sheffield tomorrow and also marks the opening of Madame Tussauds' new World Stage Music Zone.















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Spicy Link Love Parade

Larry Birkhead and Baby Dannielynn photoshoot (EvilBeet)

Akon nearly raping a 15 year old onstage in Trinidad -WTF! (DListed)
Cameron Diaz without a bra (DrunkenStepfather)
Kelly Clarkson is chunky but adorable (HollywoodBackwash)
American Idols Country Music Night (IBBB)

Jessica Biel has great legs and everything else (JIYH)
Jessica Simpson in jeans up to her armpits (Bumpshack)
Avril Lavigne is pink, punk, puke! (CDL)
Hayden Panettiere is allowed into bars even though she is 17 (CelebrityPuke)

Justin Timberlake with an even gnarlier nose (Distortrait)
John Travolta compares himself to Elvis and Marilyn Monroe (AgentBedhead)
Dita Von Teese performing (DrunkenStepfather)
Newinformation on the Virginia Tech shooter (Hollyscoop)

Angelina Jolie was a kindergarten porn star (NinjaDude)
Fantasia takes pics of her ass with a cell phone cam (PoponthePop)
Suri Cruise turns 1 (TheBlemish)
Adriana Lima's slipping (DerekHail)