Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
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Mienfoking News - May Madness


May madness is a jazz driven pop cover romance from gigantic Romanian tennis players to celebrities with a Stanley Cup fetish round the swine flu back to the WTC on Barack Obama's Air force One ! All the way to an improbable finish, with Niles Lesh strangely absent



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Is Lindsay Lohan Anorexic?



Lindsay Lohan was seen in recent photographs looking exceptionally thin.

Lohan, who admitted in 2006 that she had battled with bulimia, is feared to have resurrected an eating disorder.

However, her rep is denying that the actress is suffering from any medical condition.

She said, “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”

Now that's convincing. Someone give that woman a raise.

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Lesbian Lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are Over?

Access Hollywood is claiming Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are over.

However, Lohan is claiming on her MySpace blog that the rumor is not true. (Once again.)

A source claims it's true.

“Both their families were there, and Lindsay and Samantha just started going at it.”

While in Miami the couple had numerous public fights. One in an alley outside of a club.

“It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich and watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out.”

It continued as they reached their hotel.

“They were punching each other, it was bad...and they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary. Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess.”


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Lindsay Lohan Still Plans on Having 21st Birthday Bas

Although in rehab, Lindsay Lohan still plans on celebrating her 21st birthday at Pure in Las Vegas on July 2.

Svedka Vodka may even still sponsor the bash.

Lindsay’s New York-based lawyer friend Mike Heller, exclusively tells BWE.tv,
“There is a birthday party scheduled that she is contracted to do at Pure. It’s scheduled for July 2. That hasn’t changed. Nothing has been canceled as of now.”
In fact, the deal for Lindsay’s party was inked last December, Heller says.


Heller feels that Lindsay should be able to celebrate her birthday at a nightclub, even though she will just be leaving rehab.

“Just because you’re sober doesn’t mean you can’t go out and have fun. Part of sobriety is that you can go out into normal society and just go out. Who says you can’t move your boot on the dance floor?”

Lindsay Lohan's Smug PSA


You gotta love TMZ.

They dug up this PSA announcement against drunk driving that Lohan did when she was eighteen. She doesn't seem to take it very seriously and she looks like she just tooted something up her nose..

Morning Quickies..


It's being reported that Lindsay Lohan tried committing suicide before her accident last weekend. Lohan's father has also told media that his daughter is hooked on Oxycontin. Since the accident Lindsay has been dumped as co-DJ for a Reebok launch event..among other things. Speaking of bad girls losing deals due to bad behavior, Paris Hilton has been dumped from a book that highlights the world's top heiresses..

Tammy Faye Baker has been battling colon cancer and doctors have decided to stop treatment. Meanwhile The Globe gossip rag has sunk to a new low and published what they call her 'last pics' even though she is still alive..

Brittany Murphy married Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack after only four months. And he sounds like a great catch. He's had two warrants for his arrest in Virginia for alleged credit-card theft and fraud; an unpaid $6,087 legal bill, and a $502,910 judgment against him by a British investment firm. The moron also gave a former fiancee an engagement ring that he said was a diamond but was instead a cubic zirconia. But that didn't happen this time with Brittany, she bought her own..

Spring fever is in full effect! The stars are out in full force showing off their bods in super short skirts, and bikinis..reality stars are loving Hawaii..and some are just grabbing a pizza to go. Other celebs have been breaking up with their significant others and some are just saying they did.

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Marilyn Manson Kicks Lindsay While She's Down

Gawd, he's disgusting.





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Monkeys don't only fling poo! (Yikers!)
Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
Marilyn Manson kicks Lindsay while she's down (Hollyscoop)
Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
So who's the lucky bitch who gets to room with Paris Hilton in jail? (TheBlemish)
Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
Bobby Brown scores a girlfriend and probably some coke (POTP)
Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
Six days until queen vagina goes to jail (HBW)
Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
A 'Fire Elisabeth' from The View petition? (INO)
Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
More pics of Lohan in rehab (EBG)
Britney's thong in a see through dress for you pervs (DSF)

Jackson Blue's Celebrity Dirt

Today Jackson rips on Lindsay Lohan of course, gives you the skinny on Nicole Richie and spills the dirt on Miss USA.

Jackson is one of the funniest mofo's out there. You'll love him, check out the video!






California Alcohol Agency May Investigate Hollywood Club 'Les Deux' After Lohan Crash

California's Liquor Control Board is talking with the Beverly Hills Police Department to determine if Lindsay Lohan was served alcohol illegally the night of the crash.

According to TMZ, Lindsay partied at Les Deux hours before she crashed her Mercedes into a palm tree. The gossip website even has video of Lohan leaving the WeHo hotspot around 3:30 a.m., an hour-and-a-half after closing time.

Reps for Les Deux are saying that Lindsay did not drink at the establishment and never has.

TMZ also contacted California's Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control spokesman John Carr who spoke with them and said that the agency will be reviewing witness reports to see if a formal investigation should come about. Another looming question they would like to have answered is if Lohan or or anyone else for that matter were served after hours. California's closing time is 2am.


Gee, do you think it took them long enough? Lindsay has been seen partying at Hollywood nightclubs for a few years now even though she doesn't turn 21 until July. I even remember seeing her sitting outside one place for lunch last year (was it The Ivy?) with a Corona in front of her.

Being a former bartender I have always been shocked and amazed at how underage celebrities are photographed arriving at, partying in, or exiting nightclubs. But as everyone knows, you get special treatment in Hollywood when you're a star. Especially when you are the 'it' girl.

I truly hope that the investigation goes down. We celebrity gossip bloggers have been complaining about this issue for years now and finally something is being done about it. Now I am not saying that Lindsay was in fact being served by Le Deux that night, but I promise you that it's happened before.


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No bitches over 100 pounds allowed! (DListed)
Britney Spears still looks like trailer trash (NinjaDude)
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Julia Roberts vacations in Hawaii (ICYDK)
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Lindsay Lohan Back in Rehab After Arrest

Lindsay Lohan has entered the notorious Promises rehabilitation center in Malibu after her weekend arrest.

It's been reported that Lindsay’s lawyer personally drove her there yesterday.

This would have been a busy week for Lohan as she was scheduled to do a photo shoot with OK Magazine tomorrow, and she was also set to begin filming 'Poor Things,' with Shirley Maclaine and Rosario Dawson, but that has been put on hold, and the photo shoot has been canceled.

Lohan's publicist told Access Hollywood, "Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."

In case you had a long Memorial Weekend, Lindsay was arrested after an accident that occurred at approximately 5:30am Saturday.

After she crashed her Mercedes over a sidewalk and into some shrubs around the corner from the Beckham's new pad she fled the scene leaving her driver to remove the car. He parked it at a condominium complex and then took her to the hospital where she was later arrested. Police also impounded her car and upon searching the vehicle found some (surprise, surprise!) cocaine.

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indsay was charged with DUI and may face additional felony charges.

Lindsay's night started with clubbing, and then moved on to a house party in the Hollywood Hills, and then another. And from what we hear, the house parties are always wild and almost always involve a ton of cocaine and whatever else you like to smoke, snort or swallow. Then Lindsay was on to the Mondrian Hotel where she attempted to get a room, but they were booked so she went home to her condo. She probably did more blow and then took off again to go pick up a friend.

After all of that you would think Lindsay would have chosen to stay home Sunday night. But no. She was out again, this time with Samantha Ronson, her rumored lesbian 'sometimes' lover. They went to a party at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. As the two were leaving they were photographed by paparazzi. Lohan was seen apparently passed out in the passenger seat.

Svedka Vodka was going to sponsor her 21st birthday in Las Vegas but have pulled out following Lindsay's arrest.



Related:
First photograph of Lindsay at rehab

Lindsay Lohan's accident wreckage surfaces on eBay
Lindsay's freakout just before her crash
Lindsay Lohan photographed passed out in car
Lindsay Lohan at gas station at 4:30am
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Lindsay Lohan Finally Arrested for DUI

After years of driving around Hollywood after snorting 2 grams of coke and drinking at clubs, Lindsay Lohan has finally been arrested for DUI.

And what a surprise..the police found 'a usable amount of cocaine' in her possession.

The arrest occurred shortly after 5:30am on Saturday after Lohan crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb and a shrub on Sunset Boulevard. Her car suffered "major damage," and Lohan was hospitalized for minor chest injuries according to police.

Two other people were in the car with Lohan at the time of the accident but they were not injured.

Police were called by a witness and responded three minutes after the call, but by that time Lohan, her companions and the car had fled the scene.

Lohan was later found by police at the Century City Hospital and her Mercedes at condominium complex. The vehicle was towed at 6:30 a.m.

Police are keeping mum on how they know Lohan was driving, but say they're "confident" that she was.

A press conference was held Saturday and Lt. Mitch McCann, media relations officer for Beverly Hills police department said, "A usable amount of an illegal narcotic tentatively identified as cocaine was recovered and booked."

Police would not say where they found the cocaine or what Lohan's BAC was.

"She was charged with a misdemeanor," said McCann. "There is a potential for additional charges."

Lindsay was seen out at Les Deux before the crash. She showed up just after 11PM and was smoking, dancing and partying the night away.

Obviously Lindsay learned nothing from the incident. X17 photographers caught her out with Samantha Ronson around 4AM this morning, completely funked up. Check out the pics.

Meanwhile, Lindsay's father, Michael Lohan says that her arrest may be a blessing in disguise. He thinks she is hanging out with the wrong crowd and that she needs to reconnect with family and find God.

Lohan's tentative arraignment date is Aug. 24.


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Around the Web..

Linday Lohan plays a stripper in her new flick, I hear it's a real stretch for her.. Check out the screen shots and video of her doing the nasty. In other news, Lohan has warned us that she is putting out yet another shitty album.

Justin Timberlake is reportedly already "in love" with Jessica Biel. Can't you hear that whip cracking now?

Anna Nicole's sister, what's her face, says she is going to get implants, dye her hair and pose naked in Playboy all the while sexually frustrating the 'weaselly looking' Howard K. Stern. Omg, and you think your family is funked up!

I thought this was Memorial Day weekend, not Groundhog Day!

Jessica Simpson tried to throw her vag at Leonardo DiCaprio while in Cannes, following him around desperately..he kept cool and pretty much ignored her.

Don't forget, the MTV Movie Awards are coming up, and MK has all the dirt about what's been brewing behind the scenes!

Gallery of the Absurd has been loving on Jessica Simpson. Fans said that drawing was too nice and asked that the artist do a more drastic version of Jessica and this is what they got. Heh. Not too far from the real thing.


Girl fights can be just so..girly! Rosie O'Donnel's chief writer was asked to leave the ABC building after being caught defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselback in the studio. I personally would have given her a penis nose.

Svedka Vodka to Sponsor Lindsay Lohan's 21st Birthday Party


Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday is fast approaching and plans for the July bash are well underway.

The party will be held at Las Vegas' Pure nightclub, a place she has drank and partied many times before her 21st birthday. So she already knows the joint.

Hell, Lindsay even has herself a sponsor for the party, and no, it's not the AA type of sponsor. That sponsor is none other than Svedka vodka. Yes, the official beverage of choice to tote around in water bottles while clubbing.

Why don't they just get the fucking coca plant to sponsor her party?


Lohan's spokesperson told NY Daily News that they were "unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay's birthday, as I am not the one planning it."

That's got to be a tough occupation. Covering Lindsay Lohan's tracks can't be easy.

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Lindsay Lohan is an Alien

Or at least she looks like one in these photos!

The almond shaped eyes, the hair pulled back, the white oufit. Bitch looks like an alien in disguise! Super creepy pics, Lindz!