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Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
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Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
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Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
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Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
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Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
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Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
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Spicy Briefs

Pulitzer prize winning author David Halberstam died in a car crash yesterday as he was on his way to an interview...

Sheryl Crow responds to the uproar about her proposing we all use 1 square of toilet paper when we use the restroom by saying she was only being cheeky....


Heather Mills offers support for Alec Baldwin after his rude pig voicemail rant while Kim Basinger denies she leaked the tape and gets her 11 year old a bodyguard...


Keira Knightley is pissed at Lindsay Lohan for backing out of 'The Best Time of Our Lives'. She personally persuaded her to do the film, and so now it will be Sienna Miller and Keira who enjoy a threesome together. Matthew Rhys will also star in the movie.

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Sheryl Crow

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out?"

-Sheryl Crow at the Stop Global Warming College Tour

Photo Credit: Getty Images


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