Lunch Time Quickies..

The D.A. wants Tom Sizemore behind bars ASAP, and plans on asking the judge to revoke Sizemore's felony probation which could land the actor in a state prison for sixteen months. The hearing is scheduled for June 5th..the same day that Paris Hilton, the buddhist, will be reporting to jail..

Fists were flying on yesterday's The View when Elisabeth and Rosie got into it again over Iraq. Rosie asked Elisabeth if she really thinks that she (Rosie) believes US soldiers are terrorists and the gloves were off. Everyone is now left wondering if Rosie, who only has three weeks left in her contract, will return to the show. She had already planned on taking Thursday off as it is her partner, Kelly's 40th birthday. Ro has been answering fans and critics questions on her blog..

Nicole Richie is denying that she has entered rehab again. Some people actually believe it too..

50 Cent has spilled the beans on Eminems new album. Fiddy says that Em won't admit it, but that he's got a new album underway and it's badass. In the meantime Eminem's managers are seeking unpaid royalties against music companies for legal downloads.

Spicy Briefs

Pulitzer prize winning author David Halberstam died in a car crash yesterday as he was on his way to an interview...

Sheryl Crow responds to the uproar about her proposing we all use 1 square of toilet paper when we use the restroom by saying she was only being cheeky....


Heather Mills offers support for Alec Baldwin after his rude pig voicemail rant while Kim Basinger denies she leaked the tape and gets her 11 year old a bodyguard...


Keira Knightley is pissed at Lindsay Lohan for backing out of 'The Best Time of Our Lives'. She personally persuaded her to do the film, and so now it will be Sienna Miller and Keira who enjoy a threesome together. Matthew Rhys will also star in the movie.