According to the Urban Dctionary a Quakebuttock is a sissy, a coward or a wussy!
You got that, you quakebuttock?!
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Quakebuttock Meaning
Quakebuttock Meaning: According to Bill O'Reilly!
According to the Urban Dctionary a Quakebuttock is a sissy, a coward or a wussy!
You got that, you quakebuttock?!
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According to the Urban Dctionary a Quakebuttock is a sissy, a coward or a wussy!
You got that, you quakebuttock?!
Most Pierced Female [Photos & Video]
Elaine Davidson of Edinburgh, Scotland holds the Guinness Book of World Record for the woman with the most piercings in the world with an astounding 6,005 of them.
After winning the title back in 2000 with 462 piercings, she wanted to ensure another win and has continued to get additional piercings.
Davidson, who is Brazilian born, said, "To break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record. My family [doesn't] even like tattoos or piercings. But I am happy. I decided to change myself and be me."
[FOX]
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Enrique Iglesias
“I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.”
-Enrique Iglesias' answer when asked if he could change one thing about his body
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Paula Abdul is Still a Mess
A slurring, disoriented Paula Abdul was on QVC this weekend, generating more interest in her bizarre on-air antics than her jewelry line.
It's the age old question: What's wrong with Paula Abdul?
There are a few theories as to why Paula often appears to be intoxicated in public.
#1) She's drunk. This seems the obvious choice. Paula displays actions similar to an inibriated person, such as slurring, not finishing complete thoughts and slowed reaction time for example.
#2) She pops pills. Another front runner, and possibly combined with #1.
#3) She has a medical condition in which she has not yet been diagnosed or has not come public with. This is truly another possibility that many overlook. I find it weird that the producers of American Idol would put her out there, 'drunk' and unable to complete sentences even if they are going for ratings. How incredibly low would that be, to exploit someone's illness like that? It would be very low, but certainly reality shows have been known to do worse.
Watch the Paula Abdul QVC clip via TMZ
It's the age old question: What's wrong with Paula Abdul? There are a few theories as to why Paula often appears to be intoxicated in public.
#1) She's drunk. This seems the obvious choice. Paula displays actions similar to an inibriated person, such as slurring, not finishing complete thoughts and slowed reaction time for example.
#2) She pops pills. Another front runner, and possibly combined with #1.
#3) She has a medical condition in which she has not yet been diagnosed or has not come public with. This is truly another possibility that many overlook. I find it weird that the producers of American Idol would put her out there, 'drunk' and unable to complete sentences even if they are going for ratings. How incredibly low would that be, to exploit someone's illness like that? It would be very low, but certainly reality shows have been known to do worse.
Watch the Paula Abdul QVC clip via TMZ
Britney Spears is the Worst Dresser Ever
She's had her bad fashion days, but this one is one of the worst.
If she plans on having this amazing comeback she really needs to hire and use a stylist because she obviously can't do it on her own.
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If she plans on having this amazing comeback she really needs to hire and use a stylist because she obviously can't do it on her own.
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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Sheryl Crow
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out?"
-Sheryl Crow at the Stop Global Warming College Tour
Photo Credit: Getty Images
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Virgie Had a Son With Her Stepbrother
Ok. This is some weird shit.
And so confusing, that I am going to take this word for word from TMZ. See if you can keep up..
Source: TMZ
And so confusing, that I am going to take this word for word from TMZ. See if you can keep up..
"Virgie's mom, Paralee, married a guy named Melvin and had Virgie.So, David Sr. is Virgie's stepbrother and her baby daddy. WTF! I can hear the banjos now..
In another part of Texas, a guy named George William Tacker got together with this chick named Betty Jo and had a son named David Luther Tacker.
Then Paralee and George got married, so Virgie and David became their stepkids. They were all one big happy family -- maybe too happy, because Virgie hooked up with her stepbrother to produce David Luther Tacker, Jr."
Source: TMZ
The Lindsay Lohan WTF of the Day
Lindsay Lohan talked with Allure magazine and had some interesting things to say.
Was she coked up when she did this interview?
On rehab:
"It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab."
On being a caretaker for family & friends:
"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe. When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."
On her post rehab clubbing:
"It's my life!"
On her reputation:
"Everybody's tired of hearing things about me... I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better."
Was she coked up when she did this interview?
On rehab: "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab."
On being a caretaker for family & friends:
"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe. When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."
On her post rehab clubbing:
"It's my life!"
On her reputation:
"Everybody's tired of hearing things about me... I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better."
Happy Hump Day Smackaholics!
Hope everyone is having a great Wednesday, wherever you are.
Just one day in between now and Friday! We're getting closer..For those having a crappy day or just a bad attitude, I thought I would share this photograph. It's pretty unlikely things have been as bad for you as they have for this 39 year old woman in China.
The woman has had this insanely large tumor growing in her abdomen for five years. She had been unable to afford medical care.
Doctors estimate that the growth is over 100 pounds.
There's light at the end of the tunnel though, local doctors have offered her free surgery to remove it.
Enjoy your day, bitches.
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