Monday Link Lovin'!

Britney Spears is desperate to remind us that she's lost weight.. (CWS)
Of course Calum Best will keep Lindsay Lohan around awhile ~ she bangs him like a caged monkey on crack! (DListed)
I miss Sanjaya too.. (INO)
Nice ass Eva Longoria! (DS)
Give DerekHail a sympathy hit, his car was broken into and everything was taken (DerekHail)
Samantha Ronson and Lily Allen go clubbing (CP)
Is Edie Brit Dead!? (PopBytes)
Jessica Simpson wants a piece of Jude Law (Bumpshack)
Scott Stapp arrested on domestic assault charge (ASL)
Bald bitches! (CityRag)
I agree 100% with EvilBeet about the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels! (EBG)
IBBB interviews Jesse Brune of The Workout! (IBBB)
Paris to pen a prison diary? BWAHA! (POTP)
Paris and Nicole are two fake ass bitches (JIYH)
Giving David Beckham a run for his money? (ABH)
Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff catfight? (TheBlemish)
Omg, remember Billy Beer? Most of you are probably too young.. (GenosWorld)
Danica Patrick in leather (RC)
She could wear a steel brassiere and those things would still poke through (NinjaDude)
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer porking away again? (Hollyscoop)
Brangelina in Cannes (Gabsmash)
Lindsay Lohan is done pretending she is clean and sober (HBW)


Evening Link Love!


Jessica Simpson boobies (F&C)
The Spice Girls are Reuniting? (AIW)
Britney Spears, sit your ass DOWN! (CrankyGrammy)
Pamela Anderson in skimpy bikini flaunting it (DS)
Australian girls playing cricket in bikinis (Yikers)

Bag Lunch Briefs

Your Lunch Hour Quickie..




Sanjaya Malakar told Seattle’s KISS 106.1FM that during American Idol’s country week he wanted to sing the Janis Joplin song “Mercedes Benz,” but wasn’t allowed to because “we’re sponsored by Ford.”


TV networks ABC and Univision have teamed up to produce a Spanish version of hit TV show Desperate Housewives. The hit series - which follows the lives of women residing in fictional street Wisteria Lane - will make its debut on Spanish TV under the banner Amas de Casa Desesperadas.


Pornographer Larry Flint told Larry King that he and televangelist Jerry Falwell were close friends despite the fact that they disagreed on virtually everything. Flint was visibly moved as King showed video of the two men sitting by one another in a prior interview. Flint feels that Falwell was not a mean spirited person despite what the ACLU and Gay and Women’s groups feel.


Britney Spears' new love interest, Howie Day, whom she met at Malibu's Promises has re-entered the rehabilitation center. Last month the two were seen out hitting the clubs until the early hours of the morning. A friend of Howie's says the pair will most likely not get back together.


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Linkalicious Love

Madonna is a hypocrite bitch (DListed)
Diddy tries to score (DrunkenStepfather)
Kirsten Dunst is making bank (AgentBedhead)
Britney Spears slips a nip (DerekHail)
...and is like the Paparazzi Pied Piper (TMZ)

Jessica Alba in a manwich (TheBlemish)
Joe Simpson might be Britney's new daddy (F&C)
Katie Holmes forced to take parenting lessons (CDL)
Hayden Panettiere driving her Porshe like any ol' teenager (CelebrityPuke)
Larry Birkhead can finally take Dannielynn out of Bahamas (HBW)

Hey paparazzi, ya hungry? (AIW)
Michael Jordan riding the party train in Cabo (Bumpshack)
Sanjaya's mom and sister were pot head dealers (RightCelebrity)
See mom's mugshot here (DailyStab)
Celebrities when they were kids (CityRag)

Animal House lounge is up for sale (Glitterati)
Hilary Duff's 'Gypsy Woman' wasn't about Nicole Richie (Hollyscoop)
..and some freak wanted to kill her in Canada (NinjaDude)
American Idol gives back (IBBB)
The Prime Minister of Trinidad wants Akon's ass for dry humping the 14 year old (POTP)

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Spicy Morning Link Love

Fergie gets some Stepfather love (DrunkenStepfather)

Britney Spears pens Prince Williams her support (AgentBedhead)
Christina Aguilera fans attack (CityRag)
Sanjaya goes to Washington (Bumpshack)
TomKat does NYC (Hollyscoop)

More pics from Lindsay Lohan's hacked MySpace (CDL)
Jessica Simpson pulled a cameltoe in that nasty getup she wroe the other day (IBBB)
Some guy posts a Paris Hilton nipple slip in a Hilton hotel (JIYH)
Kim Stewart needs to get rid of the Uggs (CelebrityPuke)

9 year old Sanjaya performs (TMZ)
Jennifer Love Hewitt blah blah blah (DailyStab)
No more Sanjaya no more Shyamali (Fatback&Collards)
Lindsay Lohan backs out of movie with Kiera Knightley (Gabsmash)

Stupid pet tricks casting call for Letterman (Glitterati)
Jessica Alba panties (TheBlemish)
Mischa Bartons slit (NinjaDude)
Jessica Alba gets all sweaty (HB)

Sanjaya Malakar Speaks About His Time on American Idol

People Magazine talked with Sanjaya Malakar after his dismissal on last night's American Idol.

He spoke about being in the competition and having to to withstand the criticism that went with it.

People: What do you think turned the tide for you on Tuesday night?

Sanjaya: Honestly, I'm not a country singer. I think that that really took a toll on me. And I didn't have enough really strong performances to let people forgive me for that. Like, for example, LaKisha, she's not necessarily a country singer either, but she had enough strong performances to get her though – and I don't think I did.

What have you learned most as a result of being thrust into fame like this?

I think I've learned not to let any negativity get you – just to keeping on trucking, I guess. And try to find the positive in everything.

What would you say to Simon?

Well, from the beginning I think that Simon saw potential in me, and when I didn't fulfill that potential, he was kind of disappointed. So I just want to say to him that he's an amazing person, and what he does is awesome. He's very opinionated, but I learned more from him than anyone else while I was on the show.

Is it true that you had a habit of reading the online blogs to gauge your performance? What kind of an affect did that have?

Well, I read the blogs more to balance myself, because it was kind of impossible not to hear stuff, and often times it was negative. So I kind of balanced the negative and the positive just to keep my self grounded.

Was it frustrating for you that your hair got almost more attention than your singing?

No, because at a certain point, that had kind of became my thing. Because I think that everyone looks for something to grab on to with each contestant, so I feel like my hair was that for me.

With all the hair and the hats and everything, was your philosophy at a certain point just to go for broke?

My philosophy was just to stay true to myself and try to put my personality out there – and that's all.

You had the sense that the tide was against you. Did you ever consider quitting or dropping out in deference to your fellow singers?

Not at all, not at all. I was going to stay as long as I possibly could and just work every week and try to learn from everything that happened.

How did you react when Hillary Clinton was asked about you at a news conference?

I heard about that very briefly. And it's interesting because I had no idea how much impact the show has. I think it's interesting that someone like me, a 17-year-old Seattle boy, could have so much impact to get into the presidential debate.

What will you do next?

I'm definitely looking at a music career but I also want to venture into acting and modeling and possibly Broadway or something because I want to get the full entertainment business.

With the pros and cons of celebrity, are you thinking about getting a bodyguard?

Yeah, I'm definitely ready to hire a bodyguard. I'm actually looking to do that right now.

Sanjaya Gave Us Something To Talk About

Sanjaya Malakar was finally voted off American Idol tonight.

But he certainly didn't lose.































Sanjaya has made his mark on pop culture history. With the crazy hairstyles, the soft spoken voice, and the hot sister. 'Sanjaya' became a household name in 2007. And the Ponyhawk, a new hairstyle.

Sanjaya was the inspiration for a slew of new websites, he was talked about on every major media outlet in the nation, and he made the girls cry.

Now that the door to American Idol has closed, I have a feeling many other doors will open for the kid. But not necessarily in the music industry..heh.

Photo Credit: Getty Images

Sanjaya Malakar is Maxim's 'Girl of the Day'

Oh, I love you Maxim!

Sanjaya Malakar
Age: 17

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: You've no one but the Devil's lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show's coveted prize as this year's top 40 footnote.

We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it's our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the "ponyhawk," a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.

See more at Maxim

Sanjaya's Hometown Refuses to Give Him His Own Day

Sanjaya’s hometown of Federal Way, Washington has no interest in recognizing him with his own day, unlike Blake Lewis who was awarded with his own day in his home town of Bothell, WA. April 11 has been named as Blake Lewis day.

It doesn't appear that the city of Federal Way will do the same for Sanjaya Malakar, despite his becoming one of America's current obsessions.

Q13 Fox reports, “That city's manager says Federal Way has more important things to deal with and won't push to give the 17-year old a proclamation.”

If I were Sanjaya, I wouldn't be too hurt. Federal Way is a real shit hole suburb of Seattle, so I believe that they do have other things to deal with. Things like armed robbery, car jackings and shootings.

And yes, I have been there.

Source: Q13Fox