Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts

Katie Holmes Threatens Pornstar With Legal Action

Katie Holmes is considering suing an 18 year-old Texan pornstar who goes by the name, Katee Holmes.

The soon-to-be pornstar plans on losing her virginity on screen.

I wonder if it will be with a Tom Cruise look-a-like? I wonder if the look-a-like will be gay? Now that would be funny!

A spokesperson for Katie Holmes said, "It's a really cheap shot. Obviously Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."

Shy Love, a representative for Katee and an adult video star, told PageSix that Katie Holmes should be honored.

She says, "Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she's done, beginning with Dawson's Creek."

Such an innocence that she wants to destroy it by being filmed banging the hell out of some coked out, slimy dickweed who's gleefully robbing her of her virginity? Bitch please! Ho go home and wash out your beaver!

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Kirsten Dunst is making bank (AgentBedhead)
Britney Spears slips a nip (DerekHail)
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Jessica Alba in a manwich (TheBlemish)
Joe Simpson might be Britney's new daddy (F&C)
Katie Holmes forced to take parenting lessons (CDL)
Hayden Panettiere driving her Porshe like any ol' teenager (CelebrityPuke)
Larry Birkhead can finally take Dannielynn out of Bahamas (HBW)

Hey paparazzi, ya hungry? (AIW)
Michael Jordan riding the party train in Cabo (Bumpshack)
Sanjaya's mom and sister were pot head dealers (RightCelebrity)
See mom's mugshot here (DailyStab)
Celebrities when they were kids (CityRag)

Animal House lounge is up for sale (Glitterati)
Hilary Duff's 'Gypsy Woman' wasn't about Nicole Richie (Hollyscoop)
..and some freak wanted to kill her in Canada (NinjaDude)
American Idol gives back (IBBB)
The Prime Minister of Trinidad wants Akon's ass for dry humping the 14 year old (POTP)

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Tom Cruise Steals Katie Holmes High Heels

Tom Cruise is stealing Katie Holmes high heels (Link)























Thanks David at PrettyontheOutside.com for the amazing illustration!