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Sanjaya Malakar told Seattle’s KISS 106.1FM that during American Idol’s country week he wanted to sing the Janis Joplin song “Mercedes Benz,” but wasn’t allowed to because “we’re sponsored by Ford.”


TV networks ABC and Univision have teamed up to produce a Spanish version of hit TV show Desperate Housewives. The hit series - which follows the lives of women residing in fictional street Wisteria Lane - will make its debut on Spanish TV under the banner Amas de Casa Desesperadas.


Pornographer Larry Flint told Larry King that he and televangelist Jerry Falwell were close friends despite the fact that they disagreed on virtually everything. Flint was visibly moved as King showed video of the two men sitting by one another in a prior interview. Flint feels that Falwell was not a mean spirited person despite what the ACLU and Gay and Women’s groups feel.


Britney Spears' new love interest, Howie Day, whom she met at Malibu's Promises has re-entered the rehabilitation center. Last month the two were seen out hitting the clubs until the early hours of the morning. A friend of Howie's says the pair will most likely not get back together.


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Melrose Place Star Stays Natural/Desperate Housewives Suck

Remember 'Melrose Place', the GenX version of 'Desperate Housewives'?

Daphne Zuniga played the clueless 'Jo' on the show.

I haven't seen her around much but stumbled upon these pics taken yesterday.

Daphne obviously hasn't had work done which is definitely refreshing, but I still can't help thinking she could use a little help.

Speaking of 'Desperate Housewives' and needing a little help, we need a new catty bitch drama on TV. DH is so ridiculous and has been for awhile.

Want to improve your ratings ABC?



End the show and get back to the plot! Why did Mary Alice Young kill herself?

There have far too many retarded storylines trying to keep the show afloat and frankly, most of them aren't interesting. ABC, GET BACK TO THE STORY!

However, it might just be too late. I didn't even DVR last weeks episode. I had too many other shows to DVR at the same time and Desperate Housewives was the one to go. It's sad. I really loved that show the first few seasons. Rest in peace DH..now where's our next hot bitchy drama?