Bent Bolt & The Nuts - Mechanical Man 1966

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I'm the mechanical man, I was built in a factory

my serial number is 084567123.

I'm designed in The U.S.A.

and manufactured in Japan.

Does anybody here know a robot girl

who wants to meet a mechanical man?

I was made out of stainless steel to protect my brain from rust,

there's a vacuum cleaner built into my chest that automatically picks up dust

I am 5 foot 8 inch tall

and as strong as a moving van

Does anybody here know a robot girl

who wants to meet a mechanical man?

I can fix an automobile

I can put up a Christmas tree

I can milk a cow

I can mow a lawn,

I can pour you a cup of tea

But I'm looking for someone

who could help me to charge my coils

and fill me up with batteries and feed me my daily oil

I would not care at all if she looked like a garbage can,

does anybody here know a robot girl who wants to meet a

mechanical....chanical....chanical....

chanical....chanical....chanical....

chanical....chanical....OH NO!!!!

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Girl Parts

By John M. Cusick
Candlewick Press

I almost wrote realistic fiction for the category on this book—and it's basically about robots. I know that's a weird start to a review, but that's how I felt about the book. This story is about the Internet age and how it's keeping people connected online... but totally separate in real life. One company decided that the way to cure alienation for the many boys who waste their days online was to create a girl for them! A really hot, really devoted girl.

At first, my feminist sense started going off when I heard the premise. I mean, all a boy wants is a chick to love him? Really? That's all it takes? Surely there's a lot of fallout from that whole idea. And that is what Girl Parts is about: the fallout for one guy and his Companion.

I felt a little better about the idea when all of the problems started showing themselves pertaining to the idea of a robot girlfriend. I'm still a little bothered that there's no dude for the girls who spend way too much time online. I mean, we all know those girls exist (I'm trying not to look in a mirror), so it's hard to believe this company decided to only make girls instead of both sexes. But that's just me, I guess.

One of the reasons Girl Parts feels like realistic fiction is that it deals mostly with relationships and how people create and maintain them. I really liked seeing how all of the different characters interacted with each other. You see each of them from several different viewpoints, which makes the whole thing fit together really well and gives a more complete view of the characters.

I wish Girl Parts were a little longer because I feel like there were some things that could have been hashed out a little more. You get a really unlikely friendship toward the end and I would have liked to see more of how that worked out.

Despite being labeled as Young Adult, I think the subject matter is described in enough detail that it shouldn't be read by middle grade kids. It's a bit too graphic for them. For lack of a more in depth explanation, there's a bit sexual content. Oh, and some drug use as well. Just FYI.

Review by Emily @ The Ninja Librarian

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