AussieBum Apologizes to Ewan McGregor

Ewan McGregor received an apology from the Australian men's underwear firm that went public stating that McGregor purchased a large order of their Wonderjock grinders.

Wonderjock underwear is meant to enhance a man's willy, and make it look like he's packing some real heat.

AussieBum owner Sean Ashby blabbed in an interview last week that McGregor had purchased a ton of the underwear.

McGregor's publicist is saying that Ashby immediately regretted going public about his celebrity patron. She states, "AussieBum has written an apology to us over it, it is not true at all."

AussieBum is now acknowledging the McGregor story was incorrect, but did confirm that McGregor had bought other styles of AussieBum items.

A spokesman said, "He's a fan of the brand generally and has bought several different items from the range, but certainly not the Wonderjock. Given his reputation, we doubt very much there would be a need for this."

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Jessica Alba Wants You to Get Past Her 'Hotness'

It's hard being beautiful.

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At least that's what Jessica Alba thinks. Alba says she is tired of being appreciated only for her looks, and she thinks it's time she is taken seriously as an actress.

"I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness."

If this sounds familiar it's because Jessica Biel also said virtually the same thing recently.

Alba goes on to say she is shy and does not like to attract attention. "I try not to make the headlines. I'm self-conscious about this. I try to not make my presence known.

"I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don't have my breasts under my chin, I'm not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don't go for the trendiest look."

But she will show nearly everything in next month's GQ. Go figure.

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Paris Hilton Fan Starts Lame Online Petition

Paris Hilton is trying to round up her two fans to sign an online petition asking Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her.

I am doubting that the Governator would like the negative publicity that would go along with pardoning the bitch, but this is Hollywood we are talking about.

Some people are saying that they can't believe the sentence she has been given. WTF? I don't understand this at all. Just because the bitch didn't hit and injure or kill someone she should get off easy? Coming from a family who lost someone due to drinking and driving I can tell you she deserves this easy punishment, and she should sit in jail for 45 days and think about why she is there. I am personally offended that this stupid rich bitch really feels that she is beyond the law.

Some kiss ass named Joshua started the petition and Paris took it and ran with it. She is asking friends on her MySpace page to please sign it.

From her MySpace word for word...

"My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON

To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to
Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created...

please go here:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781

I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition."

What do you say we have a little fun with this petition? I am going to. Sure, I'll sign it, Paris, but it won't be in favor of your dumb ass being pardoned.

I hope the bitch gets what she deserves. Sign the petition Smackaholics, and tell the stupid twat what we think of her!

Heh.

(See the entire petition and Spicy's response in the comments of this post.)

Paris & Kathy Hilton Angry About Jail Sentence, Publicist Fired

Both Paris and Kathy Hilton are livid over the jail sentence handed to Paris by a Los Angeles judge.

Paris spoke out first to photographers outside her home Saturday. "I told the truth..I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."

Kathy Hilton ranted to Hollywood.com this weekend. "This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayers' money with this nonsense. It is a joke."

Paris' claim all along has been that she was unaware her driving privileges had been revoked when she was stopped for driving without headlights on February 27. Her blue Bentley was impounded.

Hilton's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, says he will appeal "to modify the sentence."

Hilton is blaming the entire incident on her longtime publicist, Elliott Mintz. She claims he told her that she was allowed to drive for work-related reasons after the first 30 days of her license suspension.

In Touch magazine is reporting that Hilton fired Mintz over the weekend.

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