30 Under 30:The Celebs Most Likely To Die Young This Summer

1. Lindsay Lohan

Duh. Likeliest causes: drugs, alcohol, propensity for being involved in car crashes, child star curse.

2. Justin Bieber

Likeliest cause: angry teenage mob.

3. Robert Pattinson

Likeliest cause: slightly older angry teenage mob.

4. Tila Tequila

Likeliest cause: all life choices.

5. Heidi Montag

Likeliest causes: implant explosion.

6. Nick Jonas

Likeliest cause: diabetes.

7. Kendra Wilkinson

Likeliest cause: STDs.

8. Britney Spears

Likeliest cause: sadness.

9. Levi Johnston

Likeliest cause: ATV accident.

10. Ke$ha

Likeliest cause: alcohol poisoning.

11. Ali Lohan

Likeliest cause: proximity to Lindsay Lohan.

12. Snooki

Likeliest cause: assault.

13. Frankie Muniz

Likeliest causes: race-car driving, child star curse.

14. Mischa Barton

Likeliest cause: drugs.

15. Taylor Momsen

Likeliest cause: drugs.

16. Kristin Cavalleri

Likeliest cause: drugs.

17. Jodie Sweetin

Likeliest causes: drugs (specifically meth), child star curse.

18. the cast of Glee

Likeliest causes: exhaustion, teen mobs

19. Jake Gyllenhaal

Likeliest cause: precipitous fall (of his career.)

20. Amy Winehouse

Likeliest cause: inevitability.

21. Lady Gaga

Likeliest cause: strangled by costume.

22. Mary Kate Olsen

Likeliest cause: strangled by clothes.

23. Jay Cutler

Likeliest cause: diabetes.

24. Anne Hathaway

Likeliest cause: nefarious boyfriend.

25. Noah Cyrus

Likeliest cause: family's life choices.

26. Kirsten Dunst

Likeliest causes: alcohol poisoning, child star curse.

27. Dakota Fanning

Likeliest cause: vampires.

28. Jonathan Lipnicki

Likeliest cause: child star curse.

29. Michael Cera

Likeliest cause: backlash whiplash.

30. Sienna Miller

Likeliest cause: vicious girl-on-girl hate.