#10 "Nowiy God" By Steklovata - They're essentially the Russian version of The New Kids On The Block... on heroin.
#9 "Break It Up" By Carl Lewis - How does an editor fill up a three minute Carl Lewis music video? Well, he shows the same high jump footage over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
#8 "Take You To Da Movies" By Banks - Because a real gangster wants to take a bunch of girls to the movies.
#7 "Hooked On A Feeling" By David Hasselhoff - When you're huge in Germany it usually means you suck more than most people and this David Hasselhoff classic is no exception to the rule.
#6 "It's So Cold In The D" By T-Baby - It may be cold in the Detroit, but making a music video this bad... well, that's just cold.
#5 "Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" By Leonard Nimoy - Somehow I have a feeling that this is Pedo Bear's favorite music video.
#4 "I Want To Love You Tender" By Armi Ja Danny - And this is why you never, ever want to move to Finland.
#3 "Why Must I Cry" By Reh Dogg - The music video industry might make a comeback if more artisits we're willing to do music videos where they sing in the shower.
#2 Elektronik Supersonik By "Zlad" - His blue jeans are tight, so let his love rocket climb.
#1 "Losing You" By Jan Terri - Fat, ugly and stupid is no way to go through life, Ms. Terri.
