Game shows may seem like wholesome family entertainment on the surface, but the truth is that they're actually a front for a group some consider to be more dangerous than the Illuminati. Conspiracy theorists continue to spend their time focusing on 9/11, the Kennedy assasination and Area 51 when they really should be focusing on the game show industry. Call me crazy, but I've heard reports from several anonymous sources over the years that Wink Martindale, Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are some of the most dangerous men on the planet. Especially if they manage to trap you in their basement.
#10 The Match Game Slip Of The Tongue - Men don't actually have Freudian Slips. We simply have "I can't stop thinking about sex and boobs" brain farts.
#9 When Family Feud Meets To Catch A Predator - This man is lucky baby Chris Hansen wasn't in the audience that day.
#8 TPIR Contestant Breaks Her Bra - Bob Barker is responsible for a lot of bra breaking over the years but he's usually the one breaking them... with his mind.
#7 The Newlywed Game Sex Addict - All women currently in a relationship need to watch this video at least three times. Okay, now do you understand what being in a relationship means?
#6 Barker Beauty Dances Out Of Her Dress - And that's nothing compared to what she probably did in the dressing room ten minutes later.
#5 Match Game Contestant Gets Propositioned - Recent studies performed by random men with no credibility have shown that 9 in 10 women will actually take their top off when random men ask them nicely.
#4 Ken Jennings Is A Dirty Genius - I have a feeling Ken Jennings is into some freak stuff and I wouldn't doubt it if he parties with Vince the Sham Wow guy.
#3 The Self-Grafitfying Yellow Cartoon Thing - Sometimes the pressure of television can get to animated characters and when it does, they usually resort to these types of scare tactics.
#2 Foreign Game Show Epic Wordplay C-Bomb- And I now know what I want my vanity plate to say if I ever choose to get one someday.
#1 The Price Is Right Wardrobe Malfunction - Every man should be allowed to spend one day being Bob Barker, Hugh Hefner and Scott Baio in 1985.
